Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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