Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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