I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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