Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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