no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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