In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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