you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
