Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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