she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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