My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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