would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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