I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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