Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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