Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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