She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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