Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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