the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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