Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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