why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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