you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it glows. i had to have it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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