I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
When are your genitals available?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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