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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
