Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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