Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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