Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The air was thick with penises
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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