It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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