She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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