i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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