I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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