You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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