Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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