Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
