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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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