thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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