i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
BRING THE BAGELS
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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