So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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