god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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