It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize