I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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