...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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