is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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