awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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