We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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