just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
