we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
