um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
