He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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