he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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