the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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