I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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