C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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