I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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