her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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