Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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