Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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